Wednesday Wa Pic - Don't lose your head over tennis

 My opponent had a really wicked backhand, but at least I found a career in sales.

Wednesday Wa Pic - Fill 'er up? Not very often, I'm guessing

 Because nothing screams "Date me!" like gas cap flair.

Wednesday Wa Pic - So you're stuck here with the rest of us

 And when you don't open it, or don't close it, it makes the sound of one hand clapping.

Photo credit: Jill Gold. Thanks, Jill!

Wednesday Wa Pic - But after Labor Day, it's considered tacky

 Because nothing says summer like appearing to hide a head wound.