Wednesday Wa Pic - Nothingness

"Try our new Flavorless Menu!"

Wednesday Wa Pic - Smartly?

If I knew how to do it reliably, I could make a fortune on stage.

Thanks to daughter Emily for the pic. lol.

Wednesday Wa Pic - Up next, the Dream Annihilator?

For when your whispers begin to scrape the tops of passing cars.

Wednesday Wa Pic - Adventures in bad branding

Because when you think luxury living spaces, you think "Show me more genius from the folks who invented the 'Wild Naked Chicken Chalupa.'"

Wednesday Wa Pic - What a difference one letter makes...

One of those coin-operated kiddie rides. Note the pay slot at left. (See closeup in photo below.)

I am pretty sure the ride maker meant "rental use." But hey, keeping an open mind, it could be the best dollar you every spent.

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Special thanks to Susan Tripp for this beauty. :-)

Wednesday Wa Pic - Inspected by WHO?

 Like Groucho always said, the seltzer bottles were just a "gateway" spritzer.

Wednesday Wa Pic - Utensil Wars

And then one day I fully realized the power of the chopsticks lobby.

Wednesday Wa Pic - Patience is its own reward

Sheesh. And after I had been holding it all day in anticipation, too...

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Guest Wa Pic courtesy of Kelso Greg.

Thank you!

Wednesday Wa Pic - Overpopulation's upside

 You knew eventually once the market was glutted they'd just start giving them away.

Wednesday Wa Pic - Dude, who stole my hygiene?

 Because for dudes too lazy to apply deodorant, biodegradability is a key selling point.

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Guest Wa pic courtesy of Elana & Emily. 

"When we see things like this, we think of you..." Yeah, a lot of people do. 

Thank you!

Wednesday Wa Pic - The fix is in. But it doesn't have to be...

 When you have had it up to HERE with repairs. Join the resistance.

Wednesday Wa Pic - Delicious after a few snorts at the bar bar

Reportedly a favorite snack of Jar Jar.

Wednesday Wa Pic - Guess they were ready for their closeup

That feeling when they steal your security camera. 

Wednesday Wa Pic - Getting Faced

Half off this month for politicians looking to save.

Wednesday Wa Pic - Niche Market

Not only do they block UV rays, they live-stream C-SPAN. 

Wednesday Wa Pic - Tree advice

  Normally I don't listen to trees, but...

Sunday Wa pic - Next-level restroom signage

 

 At least your wait is entertaining.

Sunday Wa pic - Truth in advertising

 In my day, we didn't advertise them, we just called 'em "stale."

Sunday Wa pic - Art is in the eye of the leash-holder

 This is a portable plastic watering bowl for dogs. I am not sure which is a worse idea—a portable watering bowl or an inspirational slogan on a portable watering bowl.

Sunday Wa Pic - Tequila rocks

 You have seen those car-wrap advertisements. Well, my neighbor just invented a new revenue stream. Either that or he recently enjoyed his sponsor just a little too much.